"A Bionic Christmas Carol" is a fourth season episode on the sci-fi/adventure series, The Six Million Dollar Man. Col. Steve Austin is asked to cut his Christmas vacation in order to check on a company developing a life support system for a landing on Mars that is plagued with problems. Austin meets the company’s owner Mr. Budge (played by Ray Walston) and learns that the equipment testing problems are not sabotage but a greedy company owner who is going by the lowest equipment specification recommendations--the equipment fails because it’s too cheap.
|Mr. Scrooge...er..ah..Mr. Budge (Ray Walston).|
Steve also meets Bob Crandall (played by Dick Sargent), Budge’s nephew and chauffeur that Budge had demoted from his accountant when Crandall desperately stole company money to pay his wife’s medical bills. Steve spends the holiday with Crandall’s impoverished family--even getting them a Christmas tree and promising gifts from Santa Claus that they weren’t expecting.
|Steve Austin as Santa Claus shows a drug-induced Budge visions of his Christmas Past, Present and Future.|
Conveniently, Mr. Budge over-medicates himself on Christmas Eve, going in and out of consciousness with hallucinations. Under doctor’s orders, Steve Austin is instructed to keep Mr. Budge from falling asleep until the medication wears off--so Steve gives Budge the Dickens’ treatment! Disguised in a Santa Claus suit and without speaking a word, Steve spends Christmas Eve showing the groggy Budge the consequences of his greedy actions.
|(l to r) Adam Rich as Bob Jr., Quinn Cummings as Elsie, Dick Sargent as Bob Crandall and an uncredited child actress as the young Sissy.|
This adaptation of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol may play fast and loose with the spirit of Christmas but it is fun none the less. Two of Crandall’s young children are played by child actors Adam Rich (Eight is Enough) and Quinn Cummings (Family). Who doesn't love seeing actor Ray Walston--that's Mr. Hand (Fast Times at Ridgement High) to some, and Uncle Martin (My Favorite Martian) to others--getting scared straight at Christmas? And, actor Dick Sargent (Darren #2 on Bewitched) plays the down-trodden Bob Cratchit role of Bob Crandall.
|I love that sound effect that came with every use of Steve Austin's bionic abilities.|
One of my favorite scenes is when Steve Austin jumps to the top of a fir tree in the Crandall’s back yard in order to rip the top off for the family’s Christmas tree.
|Cue the bionic sound effect as Steve Austin creates a tombstone for Budge to later scare him as the Ghost of Christmas Future.|
Another favorite scene: Steve uses his bionic hand to chisel a tombstone to help scare Budge into reconsidering his life!
|Don't cha love how Majors always lifts his left eyebrow?|
Since I first posted this piece, the series has been released on DVD. If you watch it, you may want to look for a few details you may only spot with access to a pause button on your DVD player.
|Mr. Budge's home--"A boy's best friend is his mother." Notice the wrap-around porch?|
Does Budge's home look familiar? It should--it's the facade of the building used for Norman Bates' home in the Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho.
|Still from the movie Psycho.|
The facade had been altered many times since the original 1960's Psycho but here, in this Six Million Dollar Man episode, it still looks like the changes made for the 1976 TV miniseries Captains and the Kings.
|Still of same house altered for mid-70s TV miniseries.|
|Can you see the box on the left within this shot--with the shiny clear plastic?|